its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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