you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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