the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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