I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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