Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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