so explain again why im purple
no
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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