I wanna passion pit in your ass
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
