i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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