Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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