We won't sleep together?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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