my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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