Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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