Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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