: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
