he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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