She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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