Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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