So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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