So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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