508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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