i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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