you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
