Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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