Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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