Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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