i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Randomize
