I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
the raccoons are back...
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