haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I am available for nakedness
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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