OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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