Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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