So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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