no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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