so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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