I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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