Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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