I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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