just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Who died my cat blue again?
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