these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My penis needs a shock collar
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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