I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
tell me about the eggs
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