Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i think my cat just said my name.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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