But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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