found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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