Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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