do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
