its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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