me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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