Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
The ass gains better be worth it
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