whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
