so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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