Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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